Daily Prophet Newsletters
Issue 1, p. 1, lead story
MUGGLES NOT AS STUPID AS WE THINK, SAYS MINISTRY REPORT
A long awaited report entitled 'A Study Into Muggle Suspicions About Magic' concludes that Muggles actually notice a lot more than most wizards realize. We learn that wizards are responsible for crop circles (entries in The Annual Wizard Gardening Competition, Contorting Cereals class) and UFOs (escaped Quaffles). The problem of where to properly hide the publicity-seeking kelpie in Loch Ness is also discussed (Hagrd offered the school lake).