Ministry of Magic and the Wizard's Council

Faris “Spout-hole” Spavin

Faris “Spout-hole” Spavin was the longest-serving Minister for Magic, from 1865-1903. Spavin was asked to leave office at the advanced age of 147 because of his eccentric behavior (Pm).

He was known for also being the most talkative Minister for Magic. Told an insensitive joke about 'a centaur, a ghost and a dwarf walk into a bar' and was nearly assassinated by an angry Centaur who kicked him (Pm).

Attended the funeral of Queen Victoria in 1901 wearing an admiral's hat and spats, at which point the Ministry suggested that he retire. He did so two years later in 1903 (Pm)

Faris "Spout-hole" Spavin
Gender Male
Species / Race Wizard
Other Names "Spout-hole"
Distinguishing Features Extremely long life, known for talking too much, insensitive jokes about other beings
Profession Minister for Magic
First Introduced Pm: Pottermore



"spout-hole" = the hole on top of a whale's head from which it spouts

Presumably this refers to his well-known tendency to be long-winded.


We can guess that Spavin's love of talking earned him the nickname "Spout Hole" (mouth).

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