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A Vampire’s Monologue is a book written by American vampire Amarillo Lestoat. So boring that the reader will fall into a stupor, rendering them easier prey for the vampire (FW).
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A play on the Ann Rice novel Interview with a Vampire, which features a vampire whose name (Lestat) is very similar to that of A Vampire's Monologue's vampire author (Amarillo Lestoat).
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