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Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
"You'll put Dr. Filibuster out of business, no problem."
-- Harry Potter to Fred and George Weasley
(OP28)
Fred and George Weasley worked for
several years to develop a line of comic magic items which they hoped to
sell through their company, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. They were putting
together order forms during the summer of
1994
[Y14]
with the hope of selling the items at school, but their mother was
thoroughly digusted with the whole thing and made them throw the forms
away. They were undaunted, however, and they managed to impress
Ludo Bagman, the head of the
Department of Magical Games and Sports,
with one of their fake wands. At the end of the
1994 - 1995
[Y14 - Y15]
school year, Harry Potter gave the Weasley twins a thousand
galleons he had won in the
Triwizard Tournament
as seed money to start them with their business.
Over the
1995 - 1996
[Y15 - Y16] school year,
the twins attempted to hire beta testers among the other students (they
themselves always served as the first test subjects), but Hermione curtailed
their use of other students as testers. They were able, however, to conduct
market research, conduct further product development, and build up their
customer base over the course of the school year, since their focus was on
developing their new business rather than studying for N.E.W.T.s.
Initially the twins ran their business as an owl-order service, but
they acquired premises during their final year at Hogwarts and set
up shop at Number 93, Diagon Alley.
Some of the items invented by
Fred and George:
Basic Blaze Box
(OP28)
price: 5 Galleons
A basic selection of
Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs,
the twins' wizarding fireworks.
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Bruise-remover paste
Thick yellow paste that heals bruises within an hour. Fred gave some to Hermione to heal the black eye she got from a Punching telescope.
Canary Creams
(GF21)
price: 7 Sickles
Have the appearance and taste of ordinary custard creams, but
transfigure
the eater into a huge canary. The effect is short-lived, however, since
the person moults a few moments later and becomes his or her normal self.
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Decoy Detonators
Weird-looking black horn-type objects that scurry out of sight and make a loud noise to create a diversion (HBP6, DH13)
Deflagration Deluxe
(OP28)
price: 20 Galleons
A deluxe selection of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs, the twins' wizarding
fireworks.
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Edible Dark Marks -
They'll Make Anyone Sick! (HBP6)
Extendable Ears
(OP4)
price:
Has the appearance of a piece of flesh-coloured string; one end is attached
to the listener's ear, the other is placed near what the listener wants
to overhear. If a solid object with an Imperturbable Charm on it is in
the way, the Extendable Ear won't be able to pick up the desired sounds.
The twins developed this during the summer of
1995
[Y15]
to eavesdrop on
the meetings of the Order of the Phoenix. Although not mentioned, it is
noteworthy that Hermione was staying with the Weasleys at the time, and
she had spent much of the previous school year researching magical methods
of eavesdropping, so she may have assisted the twins in developing
this Wheeze.
The trio used them to listen in on Draco's conversation with the shop keeper at Borgin and Burkes (HBP6).
Fainting Fancy
(OP6)
price:
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox, this causes
the eater to faint. During the twins' beta tests on the volunteer Gryffindor
first years, the eater remained unconscious until fed the antidote by
someone else.
See
"fancy"
in Strictly British.
Fever Fudge
(OP18)
price:
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox. Each end of
the sweet is colour-coded, so that one end causes the eater to develop
a high fever and the other cancels the effect.
Fred and George had a lot of trouble developing the prototype, which
had undesirable side effects; one of the few positive results from
Umbridge's many
detentions were
that the twins learned about the properties of murtlap essence through
their friends.
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Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher (HBP6)
Hangman, Reusable
(HBP6)
price:
advertising slogan: Reusable Hangman - Spell It Or He'll Swing!
A toy for playing Hangman - not on paper, but with a tiny wooden man
and a real set of gallows to scale, where apparently the little man
will march up the gallows steps as the game progresses.
Hats, Headless
(OP24)
price:
2 galleons
A Headless Hat carries a special invisibility charm that, when placed
on a wearer, makes the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself),
but the rest of the wearer remains visible. The magic involved was
sophisticated enough to impress Hermione.
Hats, Shield (HBP6)
Causes jinxes to bounce off the wearer. The Ministry bought five hundred for all their support staff. Also Shield Cloaks and Shield Gloves. Not effective against Unforgivables.
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Instant Darkness Powder (HBP6)
Imported from Peru
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love potions (HBP6)
One of the WonderWitch line of products. Effective for about 24 hours, depending on the weight of the boy, and the attractiveness of the girl.
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Muggle magic tricks (HBP6)
Non-magical card and rope tricks. Considered a novelty to wizards.
Nosebleed Nougat
(OP12)
(HBP6)
price:
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox. Each end of
the sweet is colour-coded, where one end causes the eater to develop
a serious nosebleed, while the other end cancels the effect. As of
the summer before Harry's sixth year, this appeared to be the most
popular of the Skiving Snackbox trick sweets.
Patented Daydream Charms (HBP6)
Comes in a colorful box bearing the picture of a young couple on the deck of a pirate ship. Offers a thirty-minute daydream from a simple incantation. Side effects include vacant expression and minor drooling. Hermione called them "extrodinary magic". Fred offered her one for free.
Portable Swamp
(OP29)
price:
When deployed, creates a swamp covering the target area. This was the
Wheeze that resulted in Umbridge's famous failed
detention.
Puking Pastilles
(OP6)
price:
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox. Each end of
the sweet is colour-coded, so that one end causes the eater to vomit and
the other cancels the effect. Fred and George had trouble with the prototype
until they got the effect balanced so that the vomiting was severe but
not so severe that the cancelling end couldn't be swallowed.
Hermione gave one to
Reg Cattermole in order to send him to St.Mungo's while Ron impersonated him to infiltrate the Ministry. (DH12)
See
"pastille"
in Strictly British.
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Punching telescope (HBP5 , HBP6)
Trick telescope that when squeezed emits a cloud of black smoke, a bang, and a tiny fist springs out to give the user a black eye.
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Pygmy Puffs (HBP6)
Miniture puffskeins, small round fluffy ball-like creatures in shades of purple and pink, that emit highpitched squeaks. Make cuddly affectionate pets.
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quills
(HBP6)
price:
Come in
Self-Inking,
Smart-Answer,
Spell-Checking
varieties.
Skiving Snackbox
(OP6)
price:
A range of sweets to make the eater ill; each different category looks
like a different type of sweet and causes a different kind of illness.
Each sweet is colour-coded so that one end causes the illness and the other
makes the effect lift.
See "skiving" in
Strictly British.
Ton-Tongue Toffees
(GF4,
GF5)
price:
Imbued with an
Engorgement Charm,
these sweets make a person's tongue swell up to ten times its normal size.
It took six months for the twins
to develop them, which didn't please their mother as they were supposed
to have been studying for their OWLs at the time.
U-No-Poo
(HBP6)
price:
advertising slogan: Why are you worrying about You-Know Who?
You should be worrying about U-No-Poo - the Constipation Sensation
that's gripping the nation!
Causes constipation in the unwary victim. The twins turned the Ministry's
warning posters about Voldemort - You-Know-Who - to their advantage by
mimicking them in their advertising for this product.
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wands, fake
(GF22)
wands, trick (HBP6)
price: worth 5 Galleons, according to Ludo Bagman
Although these items look just like normal wands, when used they do
something funny, such as change into something silly such as (for the cheapest variety) rubber chickens or pairs of pants (US: a
tin parrot or a rubber haddock) or beat the
unwary user about the head and neck (for the most expensive variety) .
Wildfire Whiz-Bangs
(OP28)
price: depends on the specific selection purchased
Wizarding fireworks creating various visual effects, carrying special
enchantments that result in variations if two fireworks collide with one
another or if various spells are deployed to try to get rid of the fireworks.
Stunning them results in a violent explosion, for instance, while a
Vanishing Spell multiplies the target firework by 10.
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WonderWitch line of products (HBP6)
Packaged in violent pink. Includes love potions and Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher
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