"Excellent! I haven't seen one that convincing in years! I'd pay five Galleons for that!"
-- Ludo Bagman (GF7)
Fake wands joke items which were sold in magical joke shops. Those made by Fred and George were particularly good. Although these items look just like normal wands, when used they do something funny. The cheaper varieties would change into something silly such as rubber chickens, pairs of underpants, a tin parrot or a rubber haddock. More expensive joke wands would beat the unwary user about the head and neck.