The best letter of the day published in the Daily Prophet, sent in by Ethelbald Mordaunt (DP1)

Mr Mordaunt's letter complained about the antics of his neighbour, Elladora Mordaunt, who thinks it fun to torment him by putting "amusing" spells and charms on his furniture and other household items. He has put a copy of a previous Daily Prophet article "Why Dustbins Weren't Meant to Kick" under her doormat as a hint that her behaviour is unacceptable. It is not stated whether there is a prize for being the Star Letter of the day (DP1)



While the date printed on DP1 is 31 July 1998, the timeframe for these events is 1992-1993.

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